hooray hooray i'm you're silver lining.

we wanted to give you a tour of our fantabulous 

victorian-on-the-inside apartment;

view it up bitches!

part one:

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and part two:

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but now i'm gold.

when it rains on this side of town it touches everything.

it's raining

and i'm the happiest i've been in ages.

there's something heart breakingly wonderful about the rain hitting your face,

ingrid michaelson singing in your ears,

your favorite herringbone trench coat buttoned up just so,

and water in your shoes

that just makes everything else fade away....

so it's fairly simple to cut right through the mess, and to stab the muscle that makes us confess.

we love until we die.

okay so i'm reading bulletin after bulletin on myspace

i seem to find myself doing more and more of this the longer i'm confined to these dorms

and i just read one of  the best quiz answers ever!

"28. What would you do if you found out you have an identical twin?

I'd be pretty pissed... I'm fucking old now, and i could have had someone to blame shit on."

this made my day.

i'm just beginning

because there is no cable in these god foresaken dorms

i just now was able to catch up on the hills...

and saw what's coming up next season....

and i'm unnecessarily excited.

this means that i just may be the gayest person on earth.

but that title comes with a sash and a gold plated penis that's as tall as i am!

do you have a 6 foot tall golden penis?

didn't think so.

someone ate my tostino's pizza rolls

heads will roll.

those things cost my an unholy amount of money 

at this apparently northern-california-specific grocery store call "Lucky"

and now two days after i buy the damn things i go to the fridge looking for some rolly pizza satisfaction and what do i find?

an ass load of ice and that's it!

heads will roll.