those homos need to CUT. THE. SHIT.
this is the billionth time this year that i've had a fashion/accessory/bag epiphany,
i get this vision in my head of the PERFECT item and commence searching;
then while i'm scouring all my favorite sites i find it!
whatever i'm looking for,
EXACTLY as i imagined it.
but it's ALWAYS d&g,
and is therefore about 1.5 million dollars.
damn those queers and their exquisite design aesthetic!
maybe deal or no deal so i can lick my knuckles right before that germ-a-phoebe mandell fist bumps me.
i do NOT fist bump,
unless i get something out of it.
