i'm hot, you're cold, you go around, like you know.

but you have no idea.

you may have been to a pride lately, 

but san francisco pride is a BEAST!

never in my life have a seen more penis outlines.

never.

in.

my.

life.

p.s.

jennifer schmohe, i am deeply sorry i missed your call.

i would have loved nothing more than to spend time with the two of you.

also please listen to your voicemail, where i explain the situation.