oh what a night is tonight.

so tonight has been amazing.

today though i had my job orientation 

mentioned previously in yesterday's blog

and i had to watch ANOTHER video with detailed instructions on how to lift a box.

i swear to god 

if you don't know how to pick up a box by age 18 you deserve to throw your back out

i'm just saying.

then i came home and promptly fell asleep

because my parent's old age is rubbing off on me...

which means bowling as well as "the plan" is postponed till sometime later this week.

tonight though at like midnight i got brownies,

and the GQ with james franco on the cover!

which only has a FOUR PAGE spread, which is bullshit, because that thing is huge.

while i was out i picked up a frosty,

because it would be stupid not to.

and then i was a part of a basketball shorts/hot boys who play music party,

i'm still a part of it actually.

yay from fattie foods, hot boys, and massive amounts of clothes.

speaking of which

my laundry is FINALLY done aaaaand,

my closet is full,

and so are my big and small laundry baskets,

AND so is my rolling hamper.

and there's still a load of laundry on my bed.

p.s.

apparently my ex boyfriend works the night shift at walgreens. :I

he's a real lover

OF CATS WITH STUFF ON THEM.

it all started with caitlin asking me for a graphic with her and natalie and kittens.

the first question i asked

of course

can the kittens be wearing hats?

and thus these pictures came into my realm of consciousness.

i don't know what it is about this last one, but i can't look at it without laughing.

what happens in my head stays in my head.

i'm watching What's Up, Doc? 

it is now my second favorite babs (barbara streisand) movie,

the first of course being Yentl.

i've decided that i'm going to get an '06 Saturn VUE

because it gets incredible gas milage as far as SUVs are concerned;

and also because, i dislike the recent remodel

in other news, the next city i live in will be chicago,

at the very least it will be the next city i visit.

i've been thinking a lot lately

a nasty habit i've taken up due to all this free time

and i decided that for a few months i'll work in town

i've been promised assistance getting the aforementioned VUE if i do this,

it will be really nice to live 5 minutes away from where i work.

if only for a short while.

then, once i have a vehicle i know can make the 30 minute drive,

i'll get that job at urban.

i say that like i'm the only thing standing between myself and a job there.

this post was much more interesting in my head,

although on the page it's just as informative.

so, i'll throw in some toothpaste for dinner,

and maybe something from a softer world if you play your cards right.

you: "where am i supposed to get cards?"

me: "don't you have any cards?"

you: "no... well maybe, but i'd have to go find them."

me: "well i can't do everything for you."

you: "i don't much care for you attitude."

me: "well no one is twisting your arm to stay here."

you: "this is going nowhere."

me: "then just go down and look at the pictures already."

you: "well i never."

me: "well now you have."

worst news caster ever.

p.s.

i might be going to paris with natalie and caitlin,

if one ofrall of us wins the lottery because those ticket prices are STEEP.

it would be super amazing if we could go.

p.p.s.

natalie and caitlin, i'm super excited to talk to you tomorrow 

all face to face and junk.

it's gonna be great, i'm sure of it.

sorry in advance for avril lavigne/leonalewis/whatever-i-decide lip synch

p.p.p.s.

this is a first,

i'm rereading the 6th harry potter book 

instead of the 7th 

because the movie is coming out in one hundred twelve days.

i have a countdown thing on my computer

i'm no where near that creepy...

well, not about harry potter.

it breaks my heart.

so my internet fa-reaked out last night.

and i'm uber upset about it,

why you ask?

because i was supposed to get on the internets

and do some video-type chatting

or text type chatting, 

either way i was totally down for it.

but yeah, as soon as i got home from yoga,

(which made me unable to move when i woke up this morning,)

i click-ity click on my ichat,

aaaand, i don't hear the "what up yo?"

that means that i've signed in.

medium story short.

i wasn't able to sign in until 9:4something.

which is like 11:4something in chicago.

don't quote me on that, i've never been good at time zone related things.

i was upset.

because natalie and caitlin are the most.

to say the least

the very least.

i'm going to go make a video now.

probably.

it's going to be about how my two obsessions have collided.

music, and buying random shit.

p.s.

don't do yoga, it fucked my shit up.

come with me my love, to the sea

i want to go to the beach,

mostly because i miss less than 100 degree weather.

but also because i've fallen back in obsessive love with regina spektor,

and i know from experience that her songs are better when accompanied by sounds of the ocean.

i went to the gym again today

thank you free 7 day pass

and monica and i took a zumba class.

no if you don't know what zumba is, 

i suggest you check it out.

we were able to perform hip gyrations and other inappropriate group behavior,

all while listening to madonna, the beegees, justin timberlake, and my favorite en vogue.

it was fantastic and i have no idea how it happened but i've forgotten all the hip hop zumba dance moves,

which of course breaks my heart.

but it's okay there's another class in a couple days,

so i'll take notes next time.

maybe i'll work them into a video!

i'm having some urban outfitters issues at the moment, 

they claim that i was employed there already,

so i wasn't able to take their survey,

so i had to call the store manager and she said she'll "get it worked out for [me]"

finger crossed.

p.s.

i posted a video response to the fiveawesome girls today, so we'll see how that goes.

also, i video chatted with natalie and caitlin today,

it was utterly fantastic until one or both of our ichats had epileptic fits

(not unlike the ones expirenced by beverly's grandberry justin)

and we were cut off.

p.p.s.

in the past 24 hours bordem has caused my itunes to increase by 215 songs

also, i think i include to many post script messages. :I

you say my name like there should be an "us".

so i officially talked to natalie and caitlin a couple nights ago on ichat,

it was nothing short of FANTASTIC.

i might have to move my chicago relocation up a few years,

because it's getting to the point where, if i don't get to hang out with them in person i might die.

and i'd like to have that not happen.

in other news i had my interview for urban outfitters today,

i think it went tremendously well.

it was great because not only did they seem impressed that i've worked at h&m and banana republic,

but since i was already halfway down there, i got to go see david for a few hours,

and since it's been months now, that was uber superb.

i will be putting up another video tomorrow... 

i know, i know i keep saying that, but mitchell is being a complete cunt,

and refuses to cooperate in the video making process,

so i'm going over his head and i'll have lucy do it instead...

that being said i apologize in advance if the video records in sepia.

p.s.

i'm almost done with are you there vodka? it's me chelsea

 

p.p.s.

i realize that book titles should be underlined but blogspot is not giving me that option.