what happens in my head stays in my head.

i'm watching What's Up, Doc? 

it is now my second favorite babs (barbara streisand) movie,

the first of course being Yentl.

i've decided that i'm going to get an '06 Saturn VUE

because it gets incredible gas milage as far as SUVs are concerned;

and also because, i dislike the recent remodel

in other news, the next city i live in will be chicago,

at the very least it will be the next city i visit.

i've been thinking a lot lately

a nasty habit i've taken up due to all this free time

and i decided that for a few months i'll work in town

i've been promised assistance getting the aforementioned VUE if i do this,

it will be really nice to live 5 minutes away from where i work.

if only for a short while.

then, once i have a vehicle i know can make the 30 minute drive,

i'll get that job at urban.

i say that like i'm the only thing standing between myself and a job there.

this post was much more interesting in my head,

although on the page it's just as informative.

so, i'll throw in some toothpaste for dinner,

and maybe something from a softer world if you play your cards right.

you: "where am i supposed to get cards?"

me: "don't you have any cards?"

you: "no... well maybe, but i'd have to go find them."

me: "well i can't do everything for you."

you: "i don't much care for you attitude."

me: "well no one is twisting your arm to stay here."

you: "this is going nowhere."

me: "then just go down and look at the pictures already."

you: "well i never."

me: "well now you have."

worst news caster ever.

p.s.

i might be going to paris with natalie and caitlin,

if one ofrall of us wins the lottery because those ticket prices are STEEP.

it would be super amazing if we could go.

p.p.s.

natalie and caitlin, i'm super excited to talk to you tomorrow 

all face to face and junk.

it's gonna be great, i'm sure of it.

sorry in advance for avril lavigne/leonalewis/whatever-i-decide lip synch

p.p.p.s.

this is a first,

i'm rereading the 6th harry potter book 

instead of the 7th 

because the movie is coming out in one hundred twelve days.

i have a countdown thing on my computer

i'm no where near that creepy...

well, not about harry potter.

sitting in restaurants, thought we were so grown up.

went to huntington today.

there was some kind of motocross thing going on by the pier.

melissa, adonis, steph, monica, and i went into the ocean and everything.

i didn't go in all the way, 

because huntington beach is filthy,

and i refused to take my emerald blazer off,

my outfit just went too well together.

(see picture from previous post)

i did get to listen to a bit of miss spektor,

on the way down to the beach we hooked my ipod up to the car.

but on the way back up melissa's non-boyfriend-asshole blasted his negro music.

the time spent in huntington was wonderful.

i got to get some reading done,

walk out in the water to about my waist,

play with a frisbee,

dig holes,

stalk a SUPER HOT BOY with monica,

while flying our free hurley kites,

and watch motocross guys do unnecessarily dangerous stunts.

it was even overcast for the first half of the day.

(unnecessary amounts of beach pictures, including several of the supa hot boy)

it's always gotta be the same

but not today.

we went bowling tonight,

and i LOVE bowling.

(pictures of our bowling adventures will go here as soon as i find my camera cord.)

(there might even be a couple video clips, we'll see)

and then on friday we're going to the beach,

FINALLY!

i'm going to listen to regina spektor the whole drive down.

also, i'm going to  re-read the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows for it's anniversary

it will be fantastic.

wait till you guys see the shorts i'm wearing.... they're much too short to be appropriate, and they're bright emerald green.

(i'll put a picture here)

i really hope it's not ridiculously hot.

it breaks my heart.

so my internet fa-reaked out last night.

and i'm uber upset about it,

why you ask?

because i was supposed to get on the internets

and do some video-type chatting

or text type chatting, 

either way i was totally down for it.

but yeah, as soon as i got home from yoga,

(which made me unable to move when i woke up this morning,)

i click-ity click on my ichat,

aaaand, i don't hear the "what up yo?"

that means that i've signed in.

medium story short.

i wasn't able to sign in until 9:4something.

which is like 11:4something in chicago.

don't quote me on that, i've never been good at time zone related things.

i was upset.

because natalie and caitlin are the most.

to say the least

the very least.

i'm going to go make a video now.

probably.

it's going to be about how my two obsessions have collided.

music, and buying random shit.

p.s.

don't do yoga, it fucked my shit up.

that's not my name.

my posts can be super short right?

someone called me robert today.
i'm watching queer as folk.

my stomach hurts.

i popped and i couldn't stop.
mitchell is doing better.

i NEED to do laundry.

fuck pringles.

come with me my love, to the sea

i want to go to the beach,

mostly because i miss less than 100 degree weather.

but also because i've fallen back in obsessive love with regina spektor,

and i know from experience that her songs are better when accompanied by sounds of the ocean.

i went to the gym again today

thank you free 7 day pass

and monica and i took a zumba class.

no if you don't know what zumba is, 

i suggest you check it out.

we were able to perform hip gyrations and other inappropriate group behavior,

all while listening to madonna, the beegees, justin timberlake, and my favorite en vogue.

it was fantastic and i have no idea how it happened but i've forgotten all the hip hop zumba dance moves,

which of course breaks my heart.

but it's okay there's another class in a couple days,

so i'll take notes next time.

maybe i'll work them into a video!

i'm having some urban outfitters issues at the moment, 

they claim that i was employed there already,

so i wasn't able to take their survey,

so i had to call the store manager and she said she'll "get it worked out for [me]"

finger crossed.

p.s.

i posted a video response to the fiveawesome girls today, so we'll see how that goes.

also, i video chatted with natalie and caitlin today,

it was utterly fantastic until one or both of our ichats had epileptic fits

(not unlike the ones expirenced by beverly's grandberry justin)

and we were cut off.

p.p.s.

in the past 24 hours bordem has caused my itunes to increase by 215 songs

also, i think i include to many post script messages. :I

you say my name like there should be an "us".

so i officially talked to natalie and caitlin a couple nights ago on ichat,

it was nothing short of FANTASTIC.

i might have to move my chicago relocation up a few years,

because it's getting to the point where, if i don't get to hang out with them in person i might die.

and i'd like to have that not happen.

in other news i had my interview for urban outfitters today,

i think it went tremendously well.

it was great because not only did they seem impressed that i've worked at h&m and banana republic,

but since i was already halfway down there, i got to go see david for a few hours,

and since it's been months now, that was uber superb.

i will be putting up another video tomorrow... 

i know, i know i keep saying that, but mitchell is being a complete cunt,

and refuses to cooperate in the video making process,

so i'm going over his head and i'll have lucy do it instead...

that being said i apologize in advance if the video records in sepia.

p.s.

i'm almost done with are you there vodka? it's me chelsea

 

p.p.s.

i realize that book titles should be underlined but blogspot is not giving me that option.

rainy days, please stay.

so i've been kinda absent from youtube for about a week now,

so if you're a subscriber and you're reading this i'm sorry.

and then to regular just-the-blog readers, 

i'm sorry for pre-dating updates i've forgotten to post,

i'm sure it's confusing.

now that we're past that i posted a new video today,

so that's for the subscribers

and i've resigned myself to post on time so no more confusing blog updates,

that's for the just-the-blog people.

it rained today, 

in the desert,

in july,

wha?

it was fantastic.

p.s.

i've decided instead of taking down the other video 

(which andrew was excited to be a part of)

i'm going to leave it up for my viewers who lack commitment. 

(ala mememolly)

and then i'll post a second one, 

talking about all the things i haven't been talking about thus far.

there have been tons of victorville happenings to be discussed.

i don't want to spoil it for you,

but two of the things included are the yentl soundtrack, on vinyl;

and a book about jail-time with booze in the title.

excited much?

the one hundred seven things i hate about you.

it is hot as balls in victorville right now.

107 according to my car's thermometer.

it's so hot i could die.

no joke.

i honestly don't think it would be that bad, 

but three days ago, i hadn't had  a day hotter than 76 in ten months

TEN MONTHS.

i was not prepared for this aspect of the move.

if this is what hell is like i might want to rethink the whole penis fondling thing.

p.s.

who else finds it colossally satisfying that miley cyrus is eating so much shit to try and get back on disney's good side.

first with the concert for the troops,

then with the autographs for kids with cancer.

remind me never to pose semi nude on the cover of vanity fair.

i've made up my mind, no need to think it over

so i haven't posted here in a while and i'm super upset about it.

between trying to make regular videos and the big move

(which was ridiculously more stressful than i originally thought)

well the move is technically over.

that is to say, i'm in victorville

some of my boxes are in the garage and some in the shed.

as far as my room, i'm in the room i had in high school.

which is painted white.

and my collage isn't up,

so it's incredibly bland.

in two weeks when the rents are on vacation 

i'll be painting the front room 

(it's bigger and has hardwood floors)

then i'll reassemble the fashion mag collage

then my youtube viewers will have something interesting to look at 

while i'm rambling away in my videos.

so there's that.

p.s. 

if my victorville friends are reading this,

then stop being bitches,

in case you didn't know,

(which those of you i've talked to claim you didn't)

i'm back in town and we need to hang out.

i love my parents and all, but hot damn.

i can only take so many stories about the crazy people on the price is right.

even if i leave you now, and it breaks my heart.

i notice, i've been looking around.

but my authority on the subject, has been worn out.

i always thought it was like this, but it wasn't, was it?

so la ladi dadi da.

i am sitting here in the holiday inn express near the airport,

it's wonderfully overcast,

and i'm still getting over the fact that i don't live there anymore.

goodbye lucy.